I've almost reached peak PNW

"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
08/27/2017 at 20:29 • Filed to: What am I

We just did a recycling and returnables run, and then went to Whole Foods, bought organic things, a reusable bag, and then got beard shampoo, all in a Subaru wagon. The only thing really missing was rain.

DISCUSSION (19)

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > gmctavish needs more space
08/27/2017 at 20:35

How does beard shampoo differ from regular shampoo?

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
08/27/2017 at 20:37

The only thing saving you from being peak PNW. Is the Starbucks boxes. Starbucks is way too mainstream, you got to go to one of the coffee stands on every corner were the workers wear bikinis.

Or maybe that’s just a Tacoma/Lakewood thing.

For Sweden > gmctavish needs more space
08/27/2017 at 20:38

Needs more airplanes, logging, and fish

fintail > gmctavish needs more space
08/27/2017 at 20:40

Nailed it with the beard. Also need to be wearing sandals.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > gmctavish needs more space
08/27/2017 at 20:56

I’ve got a coffee infused maple syrup I think you’d like.

gmctavish needs more space > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
08/27/2017 at 21:13

It has salicylic acid, so hopefully it won’t give me acne under my beard like regular shampoo has been

wafflesnfalafel > gmctavish needs more space
08/27/2017 at 21:52

I tried the whole hipster beard thing last year and couldn’t hack it - it bugged me too much. I’m back to my wicked awesome 90's goatee which is alarmingly grey....

RangerSmith > gmctavish needs more space
08/27/2017 at 22:20

Pretty sure it’s been too hot to wear flannel. Can’t go full PNW without wearing flannel.

Spridget > gmctavish needs more space
08/27/2017 at 23:05

You own a Subaru AND a Volvo.

gmctavish needs more space > wafflesnfalafel
08/27/2017 at 23:27

It drives me crazy half the time and I like it the other half the time. So far I’ve had enough random compliments to keep it, but mostly my girlfriend really wants me to keep it

gmctavish needs more space > RangerSmith
08/27/2017 at 23:28

Way too hot. I’ll get that covered once it’s cools down....

gmctavish needs more space > Spridget
08/27/2017 at 23:28

Very good point